greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

copsandrobert:

jommeez:

clifford the big black mother fucker

it has anime eyes

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

joodanjyanaiyo:

szxxxxx:

sizvideos:

Cheating Prank Turns Into SUICIDE PRANK - Video

OMG ID DIE

Plot twist!!! Joke’s on you! Lol

i feel u

me, even when i don’t feel u at all  (via asapkingsofparis)

uggficial:

a selfie a day scares the followers away

naturally:

I wanna waste my summer nights with you.

dad: you look nice
dad: where are you going
dad: will there be boys there
dad: do i know their parents
dad: be home by 11
me:
me:
me:
me: i'm just taking selfies
thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that