ruraljackdaw:

Some of the best pickup lines I’ve used so far:

  • If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
  • If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
  • Are you a robot? Cause I’d like to turn you on.
  • I need a map. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Do I know you? Cause you look like the man I want to marry.
  • I lost my horse. Can I ride you instead?

AND THEN I GOT THIS ONE IN RETURN

  • Here, could you hold this for me while I go for a walk? *holds out hand*

FUCK THAT’S CUTE

tonight, it hit me. within a year span i’ve gained so much and lost just the same. just now dealing with the battle of letting go completely

overlyxclusive (via kushandwizdom)

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

radiohemmings:

i want boys to like me so i can not like them back and feel powerful

i wonder if anyone thinks of me when they can’t fall asleep at night.

emotionalgay:

but does the applause live for me?

So, do it. Decide. Is this the life you want to live? Is this the person you want to love? Is this the best you can be? Can you be stronger? Kinder? More Compassionate? Decide. Breathe in. Breathe out and decide.

epic-humor:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

nootn00t:

fosteringmeyer:

Taken with my iPhone.

what kind of fucking high quality phone do u have

greed:

i wish i didnt look like a foot

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

My father used to say, “Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.

Archbishop Desmond Tutu (via te-hya)

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful