




how dare you ignore me when i think youre cute
this one time in first grade we were having a party and the teacher asked us to bring in deserts and forks and cups and knives and i was in charge of the knives but i didnt know she wanted plastic ones so i brought regular ones and i got really angry about messing up so i started throwing the knives around the room and killed like seven people
You had to bring in deserts?

my life is 1% self deprecating humor and 99% crying about how true it all is later tbh

Because if you fucked me up once, there is no way that I’ll give you all my trust again.